Thursday, December 10, 2015

Word Art

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but who really determined that?
Personally I find it hard to believe, a claim not based in studies or fact
For can a picture of a yellowed wood, convey the heart of Robert Frost?
Can one painted work describe Juliette’s love how she had it and how it’s lost?
Would a sketch of green ham tell the story of Sam and inspire new endeavors?
Can a snapshot of Pooh bear and Christopher Robin tell of a friendship that last forever?
Yet museums still charge lots of money just to look,
While libraries beg for you to come take a book.
And I want the world to see what I’ve always known in my heart

That words, as much as paintings, are an amazing form of art.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Spoonerism

"WAVE THE SAILS!" Jimmy yelled. "Have it your way" the captain replied.  Jimmy started crying.  It was an unfortunate spoonerism. He really wanted to say, "Save the Whales.” We saw him screaming from the boat that was drifting farther and farther out to sea, the sails waving in the wind.



Spoonerism
  1. the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by  accident, as in a blushing crow for a crushing blow.